Adage. Maxim. Aphorism. Cliche. Axiom. Dictum. Proverb. Truism. Saying. Apothegm. Chestnut. Platitude. Banality. Byword.
For the record: I thought of at least 10 of those without the help of a thesaurus.
I have an unexplainable weakness for three things:
- Pretty bowlegged girls
- Unexpected animal companionships
- Botched aphorisms
- Think:
- A picture is worth a thousand birds.
- An apple a day doesn't fall far from the tree.
- Don't mess with taxes.

Yes, later in life I did a little baking and a medium amount of math and definitively discerned that crust is just the KIND-OF BURNT part of the bread. I know that. But what I don't really know...is which of my mother's adages are real, official adages—and which are her own imaginative inventions.
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TRUISM OR TRUE-ISM?:
1. Don't get your panties in a wad.
2. ...eating us out of house and home...
2. ...eating us out of house and home...
3. Don't drink your bathwater.
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5. You look like a Woolfenbooger!
6. You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl.
7. ...blow hot air up your dress...
7. ...blow hot air up your dress...
GO!
This is real cute. Who doesn't love True?
ReplyDeleteOk, that being said, what the heck is a Woolfenbooger?!
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