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For the record: I thought of at least 10 of those without the help of a thesaurus.
I have an unexplainable weakness for three things:
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- An apple a day doesn't fall far from the tree.
- Don't mess with taxes.

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TRUISM OR TRUE-ISM?:
1. Don't get your panties in a wad.
2. ...eating us out of house and home...
2. ...eating us out of house and home...
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6. You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl.
7. ...blow hot air up your dress...
7. ...blow hot air up your dress...
GO!
This is real cute. Who doesn't love True?
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