Frankly, it's a bit hard to explain—but if you know me well, you know this one thing about me: the last couple of years? They just weren't my years.
They were, in many ways, improbably bad. As in—how can that many truly inconvenient things happen to one person so consistently? And it's not like they were all huge things. Maybe the catalyst was a couple of huge-ish things, but the rest of it was a bit more diffused: nuisances and vexations fitfully scattered throughout my days, weeks and months...
If five cars were parked exactly the same in a parking lot and one got towed, it was mine; If someone's restaurant order got misplaced, it was mine—and my place setting and stomach sat empty as a table of seven dove into their entrees until I gave up on getting the server's attention; If a Turkish man hit on my friend all day, it was my mouth he chose to attack with his in the guesthouse kitchen...
One time a schizophrenic woman assaulted me in a restroom, and my friends' response was a simple “Of course that would happen to you.”
Listen: I realize sometimes I've flat-out made bad decisions that led to my own demise, and I realize that lovely serial list above doesn't represent “very big things”. I realize I lead an incredibly privileged existence compared to the majority of the world. That's why I refer to these mishaps as nuisances and vexations rather than fiascos and disasters—though I've had my share of those as well (but, you know, my poor mom and dad read Hobo Siren, and neither need think of me in any condition other than blissful contentment—basking in the shade of my own hard work).
But, readers, the tides have been altered. And things...have started going really well for me. Like, really well. I recently had a day where I wrote down all of the good things that happened so I wouldn't forget them. Here are a few excerpts from that list:
- slept last night
- got free eggs and tea from B
- found convenient and free parking spot!
- got validation about thing with the thing
And it only got better from there.
Really, really great things kept happening to me. Aloud—on several occasions—I demanded an answer to the pressing question, “WHOSE LIFE IS THIS?” Things were going so well I bought a white blazer. (In the end that was a mistake, but that's beside the point.)
But one day I found myself pondering the conservation of matter or energy or whatever—and how bla bla bla cannot be created or destroyed, only transferred and bla bla bla.
Or whatever.
It was just a passing thought.
And then my friend M took me for pizza across the street so we could talk bisnes bisnes. We each ordered an individual pizza. And when they arrived, I took one glance and quickly surveyed that my pizza was 30 percent larger than M's, and I knew in that instance that the curse was indeed broken. However, it had been passed on to those who care for me.
So YOU'RE why I lost my appendix so violently and unexpectedly???
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to all the wonderful things in store.
ReplyDeletethe north face, supra footwear, cheap true religion, ray bans, cheap basketball shoes, adidas superstar, swarovski, nike air max, burberry online shop, abercrombie and fitch, flat iron, pandora jewellery australia, celine bag, maccosmetics.com, nike huaraches, burberry canada, rolex, cheap michael kors, christian louboutin, uggs outlet, dre headphones, bcbg max, nike.com, coach bags, ugg boots clearance, ugg boots, louboutins, nike outlet store, gucci handbags, cheap nfl jerseys, air jordan retro, louboutin outlet, mcm backpack, cheap nfl jerseys, michael kors australia, puma online, hollister, fossil uhren, ray ban wayfarer, pandora, ralph lauren online, indoor soccer shoes, www.tommyhilfiger.nl, michael kors outlet online sale, tommy hilfiger outlet stores, gucci, salvatore ferragamo
ReplyDeleteray ban pas cher, hogan outlet, nike air max uk, louboutin pas cher, nike trainers uk, coach outlet store online, michael kors, nike huaraches, polo lacoste, nike roshe, michael kors outlet, burberry pas cher, polo ralph lauren, abercrombie and fitch uk, oakley pas cher, vans pas cher, lululemon canada, nike blazer pas cher, timberland pas cher, ray ban uk, true religion outlet, true religion outlet, hollister pas cher, sac hermes, sac vanessa bruno, air max, coach outlet, nike tn, michael kors pas cher, jordan pas cher, longchamp pas cher, ralph lauren uk, nike air max uk, nike free uk, sac longchamp pas cher, hollister uk, mulberry uk, north face uk, true religion jeans, converse pas cher, nike air max, michael kors, true religion outlet, coach purses, nike roshe run uk, nike free run, nike air force, north face, new balance, guess pas cher
ReplyDeletecanada goose, montre pas cher, canada goose, converse outlet, moncler uk, lancel, canada goose outlet, links of london, michael kors outlet, thomas sabo, swarovski crystal, doke gabbana, canada goose uk, pandora uk, juicy couture outlet, ugg,ugg australia,ugg italia, ugg pas cher, replica watches, moncler, ugg,uggs,uggs canada, ugg, canada goose outlet, canada goose jackets, moncler, hollister, moncler, louis vuitton, pandora jewelry, barbour, barbour uk, louis vuitton, louis vuitton, karen millen uk, supra shoes, toms shoes, ugg uk, juicy couture outlet, pandora charms, louis vuitton, doudoune moncler, marc jacobs, moncler outlet, coach outlet, ugg australia, swarovski, canada goose, louis vuitton, canada goose outlet, wedding dresses, moncler outlet, pandora jewelry, moncler
ReplyDeleteninest123 11.23
chenlina20160310
ReplyDeletechristian louboutin shoes
ray ban sunglasses outlet
replica watches
louis vuitton
ugg outlet
air max 90
longchamp outlet
coach outlet store online
louis vuitton outlet
oakley sunglasses
air max 90
coach outlet
louis vuitton handbags
ralph lauren
louis vuitton handbags
adidas superstars
toms wedges
true religion outlet
michael kors handbags
louis vuitton outlet
tory burch outlet online
christian louboutin shoes
ray ban sunglasses outlet
louis vuitton handbags
michael kors outlet
louis vuitton uk
coach factory outlet
cheap air max
cheap nfl jerseys
nfl jerseys wholesale
kate spade outlet
tory burch handbags
louis vuitton outlet
coach outlet store online
michael kors outlet
ugg on sale
cheap ray ban sunglasses
polo outlet
ralph lauren outlet
cheap toms
AS
Enjoy What we have to play free games
ReplyDeletehappy wheels||happy wheels||
happywheelsdemo.in||slither.io unblocked game
Cara mengobati hemmoroid khasiat daun ungu dan kandungan herbal lanya ini adalah bahan yang digunakan serta tersedia banyak di alam. Selain itu, bahan yang digunakan benar-benar seratus persen menggunakan dari alam dan tidak ada bahan-bahan kimia yang digunakan. Mungkin bagi sebagian orang daun ungu ini masih asing. Akan tetapi, bila kita melihat lebih jauh bahwa daun ungu ini merupakan warisan turun temurun dari nenek moyang kita. Daun ungu ini mempunyai kandungan yang berfungsi sebagai antiinflamasi, antiflak gigi, dan mencegah sakit ketika monopause. Selain itu, khasiat lain dari daun ungu ini sebagai anti hemmoroid dan membunuh berbagai racun serta infeksi yang ada pada bagian anus. http://aussiesurfholidays.blogspot.com/2016/09/cara-alami-menghilangkan-ambeien-luar.html kunjungi sekarang kunjungi sekarang
ReplyDelete.Jenis dari penyakit ambein wasir ini juga dikategorikan menjadi 2 jenis berdasarkan lokasi pertumbuhanya, yang diantaranya adalah wasir ambeien eksternal dan wasir ambeien internal. Jika ingin diartikan maka yang disebut sebagai wasir ambeien internal adalah kondisi penyakit ini yang terjadi di lapisan dalam rectum dan sering tidak dapat dirasakan secara pasti oleh penderita, tapi jika penyakit ini terus dibiarkan maka dapat menimbulkan gejala berupa rasa nyeri hingga pendarahan yang diakibatkan oleh gerakan usus. Bagaimana Mengobati Wasir Hemoroid Habis Melahirkan bagaimana mengatasi penyakit sipilis..? selengkapnya silahkan Info selengkapnya
Tanaman kumis kucing bisa tumbuh di tempat yang kering atau basah pada ketinggian 700 meter di atas permukaan laut. Tanaman ini memiliki daun taji berbentuk telur, tepi daun bergerigi kasar, serta memiliki bunga berwarna putih atau ungu. Tanaman kumis kucing tidak hanya dapat dijadikan obat untuk mengatasi penyakit gonorea, akan tetapi juga memiliki beragam khasiat untuk menyembuhkan berbagai macam penyakit lain. mengatasi alat vital perempuan bernanah tentang penyakit sipilis secara detail silahkan Info selengkapnya
Di sisi lain, wasir eksternal terjadi di sekitar anus dan gejala umum adalah gumpalan darah di pembuluh darah, perdarahan dan bengkak keras benjolan di sekitar anus yang bisa menyakitkan dan gatal. Mengetahui bagaimana menangani wasir dapat membuat kondisi anda lebih baik karena merupakan kondisi yang dapat diobati. Obat Ambeien Keluar Darah yang Manjur Info definisi dari penyakit ambeien serta gejala yang di rasa oleh penderita ambeien kunjungi sekarang
chargers jerseys
ReplyDeleteravens jerseys
ralph lauren outlet online
denver broncos jerseys
nike trainers uk
montblanc pens
coach handbags
true religion jeans
ecco shoes
polo ralph lauren
Great post Cisco Customer Service
ReplyDelete