Kadyisms: Volume 35

“Hey! Just so you know—sometimes 15 percent is still okay.”

“HE KNOWS YOU HAVE A NETTY POT!”

“If I had known you had a toaster oven, I'd come visit you more often.”

“Mozambique: it's the beach town of Africa! It's the...Goa of...south...eastern...Africa. Did I do better that time?”