I occasionally use this service—Twin Cities Local Foods—for my groceries. Saturday around 1:00 p.m. I went for my pickup.
“Are you Summer?” asked the woman distributing our goods that day. She'd just left me a message. I was most likely the last to arrive.
She'd just left me a message ensuring I was still coming. She stepped up into the truck while looking back at me. “Are you part of the Moms Club?” she asked.
...
“...what?”
I mean, don't get me wrong: I had heard her 100 percent clearly. But I was extending her a white flag—a do-over.
“Are you part of the Moms Club?”
“No...I'm not in the Moms Club...”
“I thought I recognized your name.”
I have 100 questions:
I have 100 questions:
- She thought she recognized my name? Was that her cover?
- What is Moms Club?
- Wait, is it Moms Club or Moms' Club?
- I mean, does this look like a mom to you?
- The type of mom to belong to a club?
Read about other cases of mistaken maternidenity here and here and also here and here.
You're so funny, this may be one of my most favorite of your blogs!! I also loved the picture although I didn't realize that you had a baby now?!?! Please tell me more...
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