Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Kadyisms: Volume Diealone

“I hate to tell you this, but I discovered your first wrinkle six months ago.”

“I'm sick of going to the bathroom in these tights.”

“Summer, I don't want any doors in my apartment. Should I take them down and be happy 90 percent or leave them up for rare guests. I HATE THEM.”

“Guess who's been crying.”

“Do you have worcestershire? I'll trade you 4 Tbsp for venison/beef stew tonight.”


Your comments are why I get out of bed in the morning. Just kidding. But I do like them.