“Mondays are my work at home days. Let me know if you wanna get lunch or go shopping.”
“I've been depressed about that all day...(after I checked to see if she knew about the Miranda Kerr/Orlando Bloom split...). I hate the split up. Love the pun. They went KerrBloom!”
“You can't afford three sports bras! Then again you can't afford to not have three sports bras.”
“Should I, like, do my blinds if I see their car?”
“Oops. Still in bed. Have fun.”
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Your comments are why I get out of bed in the morning. Just kidding. But I do like them.