Wednesday, August 14, 2013

SPECIAL EDITION Kadyisms: Volume 28

You might notice I've removed the hyphen from the former Kady-isms, now rendering it Kadyisms. You see, readers, that's just the natural progression of language.

Every word starts as a word.

For example: play
Another example: thing

And then we come up with an excuse to smash those words together. When we first start doing that, we use a hyphen.

Example: play-thing

Until eventually the word becomes such common usage that we get to drop the hyphen altogether (another great example if you're paying attention, dummies).

That's how we end up with plaything, sometimes, overabundance, waterproof, bla bla bla...

But the real reason is I'm super into twitter and using a hyphen messes up hashtags, and if #Kadyisms ever started trending I would probably never ever have to do a nice friend thing ever again. I probably wouldn't even have to plan her funeral.

And now, without further ado, here are this week's offerings from the lady who reveals nothing who swears I miss all of her most kadyisms-able quotes and only publish the terrible things:

"Did you forget your dog?"

"He's blind; he probably didn't hear me."

"Why do people take babies places? They babies don't get where they are."

"You wanna make sure a little girl goes to prison? Name her Mercy."


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