I don't know if I think about the Golden Girls a normal amount or an abnormal amount. I mean, how does one even determine that? Recently I was trying to decide if I was a Blanche or a Dorothy. In retrospect, that's just dumb. I mean, it's so obvious—as a very scientific online test helped me assess:
You're Dorothy Zbornak! Life hasn't been easy, but you're hanging in there. You're kind, compassionate, and value friendship. You have a strong personality, but you are loved. Your search for love has been long, but you're ready to meet Mr. Right. You enjoy quiet evenings but love a night out!
I don't know, do you see it?
When I was a little girl, my older brother convinced me that Bea Arthur, the actor who played Dorothy, was a man. I believed this for a very, very long time.
Sincerely,
Hangin in there and ready to meet Mr. Right
Glad to see you have extra toilet paper.
ReplyDeleteYour older brother also had me convinced that I had a dirty colon because of the brown ring around my pupil. The thing is, everyone has a dirty colon and it has nothing to do with the coloration of your eyes!
ReplyDeleteYour "Dorothy impression" video was impressive!! While it's obvious that the above two readers completely missed the point here (esp #2), I want to reassure you that you are in no way a "Dorothy." Nor a "Blanche"!!
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