Saturday, December 29, 2012

Hybrid Neologism of the Week

Urindignation [yoo r-in-dig-ney-shuh n] (n)

1. the displeasure, resentment or exasperation that occurs after the one-millionth time one stumbles upon a grown man publicly urinating in broad daylight mere meters from privacy or, even better, a proper, unexposed toilet

2. a righteous emotion felt unceasingly in India


There's a urinal two footsteps to the right? Nah, I'm fine peeing right here in front of this lady's beauty parlor slash daycare...



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