Why do you always get the best seat on the bus?
"Before hosting my Champagne and Fois Gras appetiser party on my Yaght, I like to have a little nap."
Roxie said..."Summer, honey, my tummy hurts. Can you come loosen my fanny pack a little. I love you."
"Pimping for realz is exhausting."
Slightly less well known then is the glass half-full or half-empty: Is his fanny pack riding up or are his pants riding down?
"Double blind, placebo controlled study of new sleeping pill proves effective when tested randomly on the homeless. The homeless who unknowingly participated in the study were compensated with a free bus ticket and fanny pack."
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