"Soooooo, You're up for some cake before your trip". (Get it? "Eur - ope" for some cake")Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You can always blame the Commies when your girlfriend wants to leave you. Nice choice on the Better than Sex Cake!
The only thing I can think of this time is... "Bonus Dessert" Not sure why.
Clearence at Dairy Queen
The passport goes INSIDE the cake, stupid.
Your comments are why I get out of bed in the morning. Just kidding. But I do like them.