"I've never had a therapist ask me to lie down. I have... had a therapist fall asleep on me."
"If it's at nine o'clock then, yeah. I mean I'd love to go home and put on a pair of slacks and go out."
"I would love to marry a Norwegian. I'd move to Norway and have a bunch o' babies for Norway."
"Mooning would be so much more fun if we didn't have anuses."