Friday, June 8, 2012


Some have expressed interest regarding my recent web-diversion. You want me to share with you the website I used. But what fun is that? As soon as I share, I lose my power.

I've got a much better idea. Send me YOUR mug-shot and I will work a wonderful digital miracle on you. I can take you from this:

Before: Unemployed felon

to this:

After: Multi-lingual spy

Now, doesn't that sound more fun? Please send a photo that:

  • is forward facing
  • is glasses-less
  • has your hair completely pulled back
  • is decently lit

If you choose not to participate, I will hunt down photos of you and make you over anyways. So you might as well just keep me happy, play my game and send your photos to


Your comments are why I get out of bed in the morning. Just kidding. But I do like them.