"You know... if I woke up from a coma and had a wonderful husband, I'd be kind of happy."
"There's a bra in my hair!"
"There are so many bikes in Minneapolis. How do you know if the one coming towards you belongs to a disabled guy?"
"If I spread it apart for you... No, no—just the top."
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