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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

If You Like Hobo Siren then You'll Looove... More Hobo Siren

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I hope I never fall in love with a man whose last name is "Rape" because... if I married him... my name would sound like "Summer Ape."


That's an awfully aggressive gait for a long-haired man in sweatpants.

Tried changing my hair part to the right, but couldn't walk in a straight line. What do you call that? Being normal, right? Not OCD, right?

I don't really think that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang.

If motorcycles are SO dangerous, why don't they just add 2 extra wheels and encase them in like a metal box?

Adult daycare either is or ISN'T exactly what it sounds like.

Once you've gone black, you will wish you had set your toaster to a lower setting.

Chinese takeout came w/steamed broccoli. Nice, but who we kiddng? It's like making small talk w/ a hooker. Dlvr'd chinese food = me on a bender.


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