"Rollerblading is gonna be the ticket to these saddle bags going away and I tell you what, you're gonna be jealous then."
"You paid a dollar!? What'd you get for a dollar?"
"Is that her cat?"
"I hope you know that you are the doings-me-in of italics. I never did italics before you."
"I get nervous when I'm podcasting; I like to laugh."