They should cut to the chase and just write on the sign, "Catch of the day - Diarrhea!"
Failure Sauce in a Sadness Bowl!
Once upon a time I went through the White Castle drive thru and got Fish Niblets (Nibblers?) (Nibbles?) for a friend. The stench was so foul that I 1)completely flipped out on my friend 2)will not associate with anything White Castle related. Clams? Not okay!
But doesn't a sack of sliders sound delicious?
I kind of need to try these to make sure they are as gross as I think.
Just be sure you (Kady) are near a bathroom the following day and specifically, not the one next to my kitchen.
Your comments are why I get out of bed in the morning. Just kidding. But I do like them.