He is gonna spill that drink.
Laqwanda knew two things this night: she never had a better drink and she never had a better suitor
A local lingerie boutique owner was busted (no pun intended) sporting muffin top after insisting her bra size was the same as Kate Moss. Some say there may have been alcohol involved in this incident.
"..haha, I know, right? And I was all like, I was all.. I was like "GIRL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW SO GET YO' FACE UP OUT MY BUSINESS". Mmhmmm... I'm not sayin', i'm just sayin'.. And she be tellin' stories down at the salon about how rich her man be and all that. Mmhmm. I'm not sayin', i'm just sayin. Woo boy this gin went straight to my head..."
"Really? You play for the cardinals?"
I can't think of anything good! Especially after the previous comment about the cardinals. That was a good one.
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Your comments are why I get out of bed in the morning. Just kidding. But I do like them.