Overheard at Oscar's Party

And by party, I mean "in sweatpants at my friend's house...":

"Is that someone's mom?"

"Nice earring, Morgan Freeman."

"They're re-releasing it in 3D so her boobs will be like in your face."

"And that's why I left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie..."

"Are we seeing a little bit of aureola here?"


And a few more notes:

• Apparently I really need to see Moneyball, The Artist, and Hugo
• The television view-setting we had added 30 pounds to everyone, which was kind of nice
• Sandra Bullock plastic surgery?
• Octavia Spencer acceptance speech = why I watch this stupid show
• Favorite Oscar moment = Emma Stone presenting (with forgettable Ben Stiller)

• Michelle Williams is pretty much always my pick for best-dressed and this year was no exception

Well, I guess there's a reason I don't really blog stuff like this, but...

What were your favorite moments and, most importantly, favorite gowns?