Hybrid Neologism of the Week

Redneck Flag (n): a suspicious word, possession, or action that hints at your new friend or love interest not being kind of a "hipster" and perhaps not nearly as funny or "ironic" as you are sincerely hoping...

"So Micah drinks PBR and Miller Hi-Life, took me to a monster truck rally, and made at least three cow-tipping references tonight. Either he has a great sense of humor and is up for anything or these are total redneck flags."