"Listen, you WILL cry on my shoulder, or I will break you effing fingers and MAKE you cry!"
Ebony and Ivory? No wait, pink and tan.
My boobs feel like a soft pillow.here, FEEL.See.Told ya!
All the teeth stay to the left.
Same sex unions finally recognised in Vietnam. "I fell in love with her hair, it reminds me of my noodles, but spicier"
It was "Make-a-Wish" day at the Pho Kom Nyung Video Lottery Palace. WHO WAS MAKING WHO'S WISH COME TRUE??
Roxie says: THE GO GO PALACE..Favorite Hot Spot in Vietnam...Come, Enjoy...Summer & Ching Cha...The Two Most Popular Dancers.
Roxie also adds:(This is a great idea..would love to see this every Friday)
This was way more successful than anticipated, ha! Get ready, Fridays... there's more coming your way
Yay!!!!!! :) Roxie
I've spent all day on math, so my brain is extra un-clever... I tried! But I agree with Roxie, this should be a regular thing - I giggled before anyone made any stabs at it!
Jenny- I love any and all participation. But I'm sorry, you're not the winner :p
This comment left one facebook also in the running: Bill Clinton presents an award to Nelson Mandela.**( correction to appear in tomorrows edition. )
"Experienced con artist, who recently became homeless, steals headband off innocent foreigner while her partner distracts her with the camera. Why she wanted the headband is not yet known, but some think she would be able to get $1.00 for it on the black market. Witnesses of the crime say the suspect had recently heard about the new additions to the McDonalds dollar menu. Police are looking into it."
"Thank you SO MUCH for letting me win that game of thumbsies."
"International adoptions are on the rise."
"I kissed a girl and I liked it"
"Look Nguyet, I finally get picture of big pink American that I charge double for noodles"
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Your comments are why I get out of bed in the morning. Just kidding. But I do like them.