Unsolicited Confessions

Listen, all I'm saying is that it would be a lie to say that I've never taken fifteen fatbooth* photos of myself in a row and stared at them until they looked normal just so the pre-fatbooth photos would look super duper skinny.

You know what? I think I will have fries with that.

*An iPhone application that takes a photo and morphs it... uhm, the photos are pretty self-explanatory I guess.