"I mean-- I don't have a problem taking the guy's last name... Unless the guy's last name is like... Fart sack."
"I like butts! And I like to look at butts and I know what I like to look at on a butt."
"Look at these birds just flying in a big circle. What if they just formed the words 'Summer and Kady'?"
"He's trying to occupy wall street and I'm just trying to enjoy my breakfast."