Kady-isms: Volume V

"Operation New Mommy is complete."

Edie is bored of me. sad face.

"I keep passing gas." referring to how she kept missing the exit when we were running out of gas on our roadtrip

"Quit calling your marriage an amazing journey. Gawwwwd."


"China sucks. But you know what? They just do what we wish we could do. They just say what we're all thinking."