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Monday, October 10, 2011

Confessions by Numbers: Vagabond Blues

Number of times I've been offered a foot massage by a homeless person/hobo/vagrant: 8

Number of times I've accepted: 1 (it's a long story)

Number of times I've been mistaken for a street-person: 1

Number of dollars I was given in said mix-up: 20

Number of items on my body purchased from J. Crew during said mix-up: 2

Number of dollars the shoes I was wearing during said mix-up cost: 85

Number of minutes I've obsessed over being offered money by a stranger: 2,160

Number of minutes after writing, revising and scheduling this post it took me to realize that I am, in fact, homeless: 27

The new face of homelessness- leaning on my hobo-wagon

7 comments:

Your comments are why I get out of bed in the morning. Just kidding. But I do like them.