Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Unsolicited Confessions: Part II

Listen, all I'm saying is it would be a lie to say that I've never ordered a pizza with the words, "Can WE have a large classic..?" when the pizza was in reality intended for my sole enjoyment and then after being prompted with the question, "Anything else?",  pretended to consult someone...


  1. This must be why I always think you're talking to me when you're on the phone.


Your comments are why I get out of bed in the morning. Just kidding. But I do like them.