Sunday, September 18, 2011

Unsolicited Confessions: Part I

Listen, all I'm saying is it would be a lie to say that I've never parked my car on the top level of a ramp just so I could justify taking the elevator. Yes, I want to park my car on the second floor and still take the elevator, but we all know how we secretly feel about those lazy fat losers.


Your comments are why I get out of bed in the morning. Just kidding. But I do like them.