Kady-isms: Volume 3

"Yuck. I hate when I get desperate for something to happen on facebook." (to which I responded, "Like a fight?")

"I know she's black... but she's way too tan."

"Is it too much to ask that the boy I'm stalking stalk me back?"

"I think my demographic is poor people."

"Ugh. That mule is in my spot!" (uttered while parking tonight)