"How many Summer-isms posts is too many?"
"Mmmm (… sniff…) my fingers still smell like barbeque sauce." (Four hours after her brisket sandwich)
"I don’t like guys who 'almost made it'; it’s almost like, you know, I could throw this football over that mountain."
"I would DATE him! But I would hate him because he's a loser (commenting on a guy on a reality show)."
"Whenever I find anything weird in the house, I think to myself- 'that's right; Summer's an insomniac.'"